Thursday, October 9, 2008

A Suspicious Email

Take a look at this email I got. It's chain mail, but read through the whole thing, try and find what's wrong:


> Article 1: The Kiss
> 1. Kiss on the hand
> I adore you
>
> 2. Kiss on the cheek
> I just want to be friends
>
> 3.Kiss on the neck
> I want you
>
> 4.Kiss on the lips
> I love you
>
> 5.Kiss on the ears
> I am just playing
>
> 6.Kiss anywhere else
> lets not get carried away
>
> 7. Look in your eyes
> kiss me
>
> 8.Playing with your hair
> I can't live without you

> 9.Hand on your waist
> I love you to much to let you go
>
> Article 2:
> The Three Steps
>
>
> 1. Girls:
> If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
>
> 2. Guys
> If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
>
> 3.Guys & Girls
> Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
>
> Article 3:
> The Commandments
>
>
> 1..Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
>
> 2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
>
> 3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
>
> Here are a few reasons
> why guys like girls:
>
> 1.They will always smell good
> even if its just shampoo
>
> 2. The way their heads always
> find the right spot on our shoulder
>
>
> 3. How cute they look when they sleep
>
>
> 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
>
> 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden
> everything is right in the world
>
> 6. How cute they are when they eat
>
> 7. The way they take hours
> to get dressed but in the end
> it makes it all worth while
>
> 8.Because they are always warm
> even when its minus 30 outside
>
> 9. The way they look good
> no matter what they wear
>
> 10. The way they fish for compliments
> even though you both know that you
> think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
>
> 11. How cute they are when they argue
>
> 12. The way her hand always finds yours
>
> 13.The way they smile
>
> 14. The way you feel when you see their name
> on the call ID after you just had a big fight
>
> 15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
> even though you know that an hour later....
>
> 16. The way they kiss when
> you do something nice for them
>
> 17.The way they kiss you when you say
> 'I love you'
>
> 18. Actually ...
> just the way they kiss you...
>
>
> 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
>
> 20. Then the way they apologize
> for crying over something that silly
>
> 21.
> The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
>
> 22.
> Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.
> (even though we don't admit it)!
>
> 23. The way they say 'I miss you'
>
> 24. The way you miss them
>
> 25. The way their tears make you want to
> change the world so that it
> doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate
> them,
> wish they would die or know that you would die
> without them ... it matters not.
> Because once in your life,
> whatever they were to the world
> they become everything to you.
> When you look them in the eyes,
> traveling to the depths of their souls
> and you say a million things without trace of
> a sound, you know that your own life
> is inevitable consumed within the rhy thmi c beati ngs
> of her very heart. We love them for a million
> reasons, No paper would do it justice.
> It is a thing not of the mind
> but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
> This chain started in 1887.
> It is a love chain letter......................................
>
> In an hour you are supposed to send it to
> 25 people. It is easy, just look into
> chat room s and find them. Anyway,
> send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
> Now here comes the fun part. You then say
> the name of the person you like or love
> and then the person will say 'I love you,' or
> 'Will you go out with me?' Tomorrow!
> NO JOKE!!!!!
>
> THE CONSEQUENCES
>
> The consequences are:
>
> If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck
> in future relationships. If you don't break the chain,
> then you will be a happy camper!!!
>
> CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
> You have been chosen to participate
> in the LONGEST and the
> LUCKIEST chain letter on
> the Internet! Once you read,
> this letter you must
> IMMEDIATELY
> (meaning within the hour)
> be sent to 25people
> After you send it, make a wish
> and it will come TRUE
> DONT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME
> TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER,
> IT MUST BE SENT TO
> 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,
> OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
> TRUE! If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
> CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2010,
> IT WILL BE PLACED IN:
> THE GUINNESS BOOK
> OF WORLD RECORDS!
>
>
> PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!




Did you catch it?


If you didn't it said the email was started in 1887... let's think about that for a sec...
There's definitely something wrong with that. =)

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